Can Trump call 'em, or what?

Q: What are those marks all over the mainstream media's back?

A: Donald Trump's shoe prints!

Photo source: Salon

President Trump threw out many delicious and serrated stream-of-common-sense wordings during his 2/16 press conference. 

Of the Washington political press, he predicted:

"Tomorrow, they will say, 'Donald Trump rants and raves.' I'm not ranting and raving. I'm just telling you people."

Trump was unduly generous. Numerous were the prejudiced and reptilian scribes who, unwilling to restrain themselves, galloped to their keyboards to hurl the very spear-terminology Trump had wisely suspected would soon sail his way.

"Rant" was hurriedly lobbed by Chris Matthews (MSNBC), Louie Nelson (Politico), Daniel Halper (New York Post), Jake Tapper (CNN), Adam Edelman (New York Daily News), Vivian Kane (The Mary Sue), Doyle McManus (Los Angeles Times), Abigail Tracy (Vanity Fair), and David Remnick (New Yorker). 

One can safely assume that "rant" (or variations, thereof) was also leveraged by a host of similarly sniffing inky toads.

Donald Trump may be able to put in a royalties claim.